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Trump Promises To Release Alien Files, Build Intergalactic Wall To Keep Out Illegal Martians

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"But we’re going to build a wall—a big, beautiful, transparent shield—and we’re going to make Mars pay for...

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Exhausted National Geographic Society Tasked With Redrawing Global Maps Every Time AOC Speaks

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Exhausted National Geographic Society Tasked With Redrawing Global Maps Every Time AOC Speaks WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions reached a...

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Fugitive Just Wanted To See “One Goddamn Power” Play Before Serving 25 To Life

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MILAN, ITALY — Standing in the back of an Italian transport van with his wrists zip-tied and his...

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Tactical SWAT Team Deployed To Neutralize 74-Year-Old Woman Brandishing A Carbon-Fiber Paddle

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VERO BEACH, FL — Residents of the pristine Whispering Palms Country Club were urged to shelter in place...

Trump Demands Canada Saw Gordie Howe Bridge In Half So U.S. Can Keep Its Fair Share

Satire David Tinjum - February 11, 2026

DETROIT, MI — In an effort to correct what he described as a "disastrous, one-sided infrastructure tragedy," President Donald Trump reportedly issued a formal...

Lindell Campaign Successfully Grifts Itself Out Of $200,000

Satire David Tinjum - February 4, 2026

"Usually, a grifter has to find a mark, build trust, and then execute the sting. Lindell managed to do all three during a single...

Report: Federal Agent Only Threw Up Because He Was So Sickened By The Lack Of A Border Wall In Minnesota

Satire David Tinjum - January 31, 2026

ST. PAUL, MN — Legal experts and medical professionals representing a U.S. Border Patrol agent arrested for DWI this week have come forward to...

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Trump Promises To Release Alien Files, Build Intergalactic Wall To Keep Out Illegal Martians

Exhausted National Geographic Society Tasked With Redrawing Global Maps Every Time AOC Speaks

Fugitive Just Wanted To See “One Goddamn Power” Play Before Serving 25 To Life

Tactical SWAT Team Deployed To Neutralize 74-Year-Old Woman Brandishing A Carbon-Fiber Paddle

Trump Demands Canada Saw Gordie Howe Bridge In Half So U.S. Can Keep Its Fair Share

Lindell Campaign Successfully Grifts Itself Out Of $200,000

Report: Federal Agent Only Threw Up Because He Was So Sickened By The Lack Of A Border Wall In Minnesota

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